I've
written this book – The
Spanky Bottom Affair.
It's
not nastily graphic. There is no violence. No cruelty whatsoever –
just lots of naughty sex.
The
book is about a rich guy, Rodney Augustus St John, who lived a life
of luxury and then lost his fortune. The only thing he knows how to
do well, other than spend money is – sex.
When
the wife of a friend offers him money to bed her, and a list of other
sexually neglected wives, who would like to make use of his prowess
between the sheets. He realises he's on to a money making
opportunity.
A
husband coming home unexpectedly, gives Rodney the idea of using his
ancestral home, Rawlings Hall, as a brothel.
The
Rawlings Hall, ' Stress Relieving Spa for Ladies' is born.
Chaos
ensues, when his sister Audrey brings her Russian clients, The
Pullemovs, for the weekend.
Oleg
Pullemov, spends his weekend bedding the Chang twins. Olga Pullemov
spends her weekend bedding Rodney. Audrey's assistant, Jasper spends
his weekend bedding Rodney's friend Giles. And Audrey finds love
with a tax evading Greek billionaire.
There
is more to the story, but I don't want to spoil it for you.
The
point of this article is, I have found out, I am not allowed to
advertise my book on Amazon because it has an adult theme.
Is
this fair? I don't think so. I fully understand, the company not
wanting to advertise the more explicit books.
But
surely if a book is basically pornography, and they don't want the
readers to know it is on their site, they shouldn't sell the stuff in
the first place.
However, if a book, although directional towards adults, is simply black comedy with sex thrown in, then why shouldn't Amazon allow it to be advertised by the
author, all be it, with a 18+ cert.
As
an author of a humorous adult book, I feel discriminated by this, in
my opinion, very unfair policy.
I
am now writing the sequel to The
Spanky Bottom Affair.
I
don't care about Amazon's advertising policy, the sequel to Spanky
is going to be just as sexually playful, and if I
not allowed to advertise it through Amazon, then I'll let my wonderful
readers do the job for them.
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Riotous Writer
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