Monday 21 April 2014

Chapter 8 - The Spanky Bottom Consultation - warning adult humor.


The Spanky Bottom Consultation.
By Josephine Sanchez Vanner




Chapter 8 – Oligarchs, bodyguards and things that go bump in the night.



Tetley Jenkins, antique dealer cum auctioneer, better described, as a chancer, fencer of stolen goods and lecherous dirty old man for a certain type of woman – the type that had a pulse.

He had been brought up, as he would often say, singularly by his dear old mam. Not because his father had absconded and left his mother to bring up her child alone – but because she wasn't sure which one of the many she had graced her ever willing favors with, actually was, Tetley's father.

Trixie Jenkins, lived all her life on a large council housing estate on the rough side of Cardiff. Her Welsh ancestry had endowed her with a big busted hour glass figure, and her humble circumstances a pragmatic attitude towards sex and getting paid for it. She saw no reason why she shouldn't use her voluptuous attributes to get her the good and expensive things in life that her impecunious start had up until then, denied her. It was this down to earth attitude to making money, 'with what the good lord has given you' that she had passed on to her only child, Ivor Llewellyn Jenkins.

Why is he called Tetley, this friend of yours we are going to see?” Jasper asked Giles as they drove the battered Land Rover into the car park of Tetley's Auction House, slash, Antique show rooms.

He's not a friend. We simply do business from time to time.” Giles replied evasively.

That doesn't answer my question.”

Well if you must know, he has a certain reputation. He's not entirely honest when it comes to stolen property. He's what you might call a bit of a, tea leaf, i.e. Cockney slang, read tea leaf - for thief. If anyone can find a discreet buyer for the stuff up in Rodders's attic, Tetley can.”

Jasper's blank expression forced Giles to simplify, “Tetley, famous brand of tea, got it?”

As dawning of comprehension shone out of Jasper's eyes, he nodded and said, “Ah yes, I see.”

Thank god for that, now shut up and let me do the talking.”

As I see, it boyo, you want me to sneak into Rawlings Hall, check over the stuff in the attic and leave again without Rodney St Thingy, knowing I've been inside his home, and you want me to take the most valuable items with me and then flog them for as much as I can get, and pass you the proceeds minus my usual commission? Am I right boyo?”
Exactly.”

Fair enough. Only you'll have to bring, whatever I decide is worth selling, to my auction house. Don't want the rozzers thinking I've pinched the stuff, now do we? When do you want me to come?”

Tonight at 11 pm, I'll let you in whilst the house guests are, erm, otherwise engaged.”

At exactly 11 pm, quietly and unobserved, Giles, let Tetley, into the house through the servants back door and up the back staircase.

Thank god for the snobbery of the English upper classes, thought Giles, as he led the way. If the upper classes had allowed their servants the dignity of equal status he couldn't be robbing one now. He chuckled happily to himself, at the idea of such ironic retribution.

Tetley's eyes didn't pop when he laid them on the assortment of silverware, porcelain, paintings and general bric a brac, piled high around Jasper and Giles's attic hideaway. They sprung from his sockets and stuck straight out with delirious greed.

And you say, Rodders knows nothing about any of this?” He quivered hoping he wouldn't wet his pants with pleasure.

No a clue.” Giles reassured him.

There must be at least a million quids worth of stuff here.” Tetley felt a damp patch of urine encroaching on the middle of his trousers. Excitement at the thought of such large amounts of untaxed money coming his way, was sending an uncontrollable signal to his bladder to expunge it's contents.

Which bits are valuable?” Jasper asked.

Well all of it. Where's the toilet?”

Having peed until he was empty, Tetley returned to the attic and began a quick calculation. As Giles and Jasper waited with baited breath, no one noticed the sound of a Balalaika being badly played drifting through the house.

About a million quid plus, give or take a hundred thousand.” Tetley announced shortly before Giles fainted.

All of it?” Giles croaked coming to.

Give or take a couple of things...yes.”

Oh my.” Giles drifted off again, then sat up with a start, “How are we going to get it all downstairs without being seen?” Panic set in.

That boyo is up to you. Get it to my place and I'll find you buyers. I don't want anything to do with how it leaves this place. As far as I'm concerned it's all to be sold legit. Okay boyo?”

Jasper and Giles nodded, wondering how they were going to carry centuries of assorted valuable clutter out of Rawlings Hall, without getting caught.

The right Honorable Lady Cynthia Ambrose-Gorely, widow of the late Sir Charles Ambrose-Gorely, provided them with the solution. She died whilst having the best orgasm, of her life.

Heart attack.” Dr Shipman diagnosed of the newly demised Lady Ambrose-Gorely.

Of course I could write on the death certificate pleasured to death.” Audrey's narrowing eyes led him to say, “Heart attack then.”

As the doctor left he said in passing to Rodney, “I'd check with her lawyers if I were you, you lucky old dog you.” He then nudged Rodney in the ribs, winked and left him wondering what on earth the doctor was talking about.

Giles and Jasper, having heard the commotion going on in the bedroom below their attic room, came down to see what all the noise was about.

Where the hell have you been?” Demanded an angry and much put out Audrey as she caught sight of Jasper.

She, didn't give a damn about what inconvenience death had caused Lady Ambrose-Gorely, only it's inconvenience to her and that the 'goings on' at the Rawlings Hall brothel, would now be out in the clear open.

It had been a busy night for death in Upper Rawlings. The only funeral home in the town was full up, and as the doctor had certified cause of death, by natural causes, the local hospital morgue refused to take the body. With a commercial eye on customer satisfaction and getting the business of burying such a well to do personage, the director of D'eath and Sons, dispatched the son part of the family business with one of their best coffins to Rawlings Hall. He'd given strict instructions to assure Miss Augustus St John, that the body of Lady Ambrose-Gorely, would be collected as soon as space had been made in the Chapel of Peace. The following afternoon, as a burial was scheduled for midday.

In her usual take charge manner Audrey, instructed Giles and Jasper, to wait for the funeral director's son.

If music is the food of love – then what is a brilliant idea? If not very close to a banquet for hopeful lovers?

Giles and Jasper, both had said brilliant idea, as together, they watched the tall muscular son of D'eath and Sons, unload from his hearse a large coffin and carry it upstairs to let the mortal remains of Lady Ambrose-Gorely, rest in cherry wood and white satin peace.

No words needed to be spoken. Giving an incorrect impression of reverence for the dead, Giles and Jasper, waited silently, for Son to put her Ladyship into the object of their desires.

They kept this discreet silence as they showed the young man to his hearse and then maintained the same dignified silence as they returned, heads solemnly bowed, to the large and helpfully deep coffin of the deceased.

Neither of them heard the unmelodious strains of a Balalaika being played somewhere close by. Their only thoughts, how many antique valuables minus cadaver, could a generously sized coffin, hold.

The onlooking paying clients decided as the fun was now officially over, better fun was to be had by Viagra enhanced stiffies. Turning their semi-naked bodies away, they went back to poking, probing and generally having a damn good penetrating time, by the well-endowed male consorts they had at great expense paid for.



Head in hands, Olek Dmitri Pullemov, sat hunched at the edge of the bed, where he had so short a time ago, enjoyed the oriental favors of the Chang twins on. He sat in abject misery at the horrible realization that the scales of justice had fallen squarely on his shoulders. Why fate had conspired so badly against him? It simply wasn't fair, he moaned to himself.

Olga, his wife until death did they part, had decided to depart a little earlier than he had planned. It wasn't the thought of losing Olga that had Olek so deeply depressed. It was the thought of all the wealth and power going along with her.

He'd have got rid of her himself, if he could have kept everything, but the old bastard, her father the general had seen to it that he couldn't do any such thing. He'd been far too clever to simply give his daughter away without any strings very firmly attached to the deal.

Their wedding night lived in the horror memory section of Olek's mind. His new bride had the unfortunate misfortune to be the spitting image of her father. Try as he might, Olek couldn't unleash the power of his virile cock into his wife without seeing her father looking back up at him. If only he could have put something over her face. He'd straddled her naked body with his own, and thought about covering the offending article with a pillow but the temptation to keep on pushing down was too much for him. Olek had no choice he closed his eyes, thought of mother Russia, and all the general's money.

It was this image of her father's face that prevented his marriage to Olga, being consummated on a regular basis. Olek lamented that thanks to the general's strong genes, and his own inability to shag the old bastard's daughter, he was about to lose those things he held so dear that came as a package with his wife.

Well it wasn't going to happen. Olek Dmitri Pullemov was going to fight back for the woman he married and the money he loved. No English, bourgeois fucker was going to take what he had so rightly earned. A plan formulated itself in Olek's cunning brain, Vodka and therapy was what he needed. Olek dialed his cell, called his bodyguards to a meeting, and began to put in place, Operation Retrieval.


At the same time as Giles was sneaking Tetley through the back door, a serious looking individual with sensible brown shoes, red bow tie, and dark green suit was being shown in through the front door.

Professor Wilhelmina Von Strudel had been woken, in what she considered to be the middle of the night, by a loud banging on her front door.

Having carried out their master's bidding, Olek's two bodyguards, Serge and Ivan, drove at high speed to the home of the world famous hypnotist Professor Von Strudel, demanding she come with them, immediately.

When she refused, Serge showed her his powerful weapon and Ivan thrust a large amount of money into her hand. As both had been difficult to refuse, Wilhelmina did the intelligent thing and followed the two heavies out to Olek's awaiting Bentley.

How much of that vile beverage have you had to drink? I can't hypnotize you if you are drunk.” Wilhelmina Von Strudel demanded pointing at the bottles of Vodka crowding the bedroom.

Not a drop. This lot's for later. If you don't work.” Olek replied lying in a relaxed position on the bed, as per her instructions.

But it better bloody work.” He muttered, feeling resentful at being made to do something he considered to be little more than a fairground side show act.

The vodka had been his idea, the hypnotism, Serge’s. Having had it pointed out to him that therapy could take years, and hypnotism, in one session of mind over matter could give him the same desired effect. Speed being of the essence, Olek sent his bodyguards to fetch Wilhelmina.

The things I do to stay rich and powerful. Olek said to himself.

His thoughts drifted, as he listened to the Professor's soft compelling voice, training his subconscious mind on a new pathway to matrimonial bliss.

Is that it?” He was sure it had only been a couple of minutes since the blasted woman started.

Well? How is this ridiculous nonsense going to change my attitude to my fat ugly and looking just like her ruddy father, wife?” Olek questioned forcefully.

For a start, you've been under my hypnotism for over an hour.” Professor Wilhelmina Von Strudel informed him in her assertive German accent that said, she'd heard the accusation before, ”And secondly tell me what do you think of when you look at this woman?”, The professor thrust a picture of Olga under her husband's disgruntled nose.

What do you think I think of her? She's my wife. Bloody fine looking woman too. Just look at those thighs, the size of them, they could crush a bear. Isn't she marvelous?”

My work here is done.” Said Professor Wilhelmina Von Strudel in complete satisfaction.

She had pulled from the depths of a deviously wicked subconscious mind, the faint traces of generosity and kindness that lay within it's folds, and created a paragon of benevolent humanity.


Olek Dmitri Pullemov had become a man possessed. Possessed with getting his wife away from the English lord who was threatening his financial security.

Of course he didn't blame Olga. No...a good looking woman like that was bound to attract a man like Lord Rodney. And of course, he couldn't blame Lord Rodney for wanting a woman like Olga. Why he couldn't blame him, Olek had no idea. The urge to have him tied up, tortured and then shot by Serge kept surfacing in his mind, only to be pushed away again by thoughts of well-being and forgiveness towards his wife's lover.

Strange, these feelings of benevolence to his fellow man, he'd never had them before the professor's visit. As soon as he had got back his beloved Olga, he would set up a charitable foundation for the poor and underprivileged in honor of her late father.

Olek longed with all his heart to have back his gorgeous wife, and take her in his arms once again. Unusually he was also filled with desire to ravished her naked body, squeeze her naked buttocks and rub his giant prick between her equally giant boobs.

With a newly acquired Balalaika, thanks to Ivan, clutched firmly between his talentless sausages for fingers he made for where he knew Olga to be.

Call me a sentimental old fool. He told himself. Not that many would.

What's that appalling noise?” Rodney exclaimed disturbed mid pump as he straddled across Olga's plump naked flesh, wobbling excitedly below him.

It's a Balalaika.” Olga replied her eyes misting over.

The delicate tune of a beautiful Russian love song, played with a murderous lack of musical skill, wailed directly outside Rodney's bedroom door, “It's bally-lika annoying.” 

He resumed his frantic pounding, unaware that for Olga, the moment of heated passion had passed. She was far removed from her English lover jiggling away on top of her.

Olek had about as much artistic musical flair as a Siberian yak with hearing problems. The closest he ever got to producing music was when he farted in the bath - but for Olga, she had been taken to a different place. In a different time. She was a young girl at her father's dacha, in love with his handsome lieutenant, dreaming of a white wedding.

The door burst open, naked, except for the sash holding up his Balalaika, Olek, sang to his Olga. As the words of his song choked the air around her, Olga's resolve to have nothing ever to do with her husband again, melted as quickly as snow beneath a gushing torrent of yak's pee.

Olga and Olek, collided in a mass of unrestrained bulk, crushing between them Olek's balalaika, and Rodney Gervais Augustus St John's, dreams of closing the brothel and playing the part of Lord Rodney.

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The characters in this short novella are not based on any real person and are purely fictional from the author's furtive imagination.

I hope you enjoyed this 8th chapter in my naughty novella -

Coming Next.

Chapter 9 – The Final Chapter.
Not with a whimper – but a bang!




Josephine Sanchez Vanner



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Friday 11 April 2014

My First Exorcism

My First Exorcism


Not long after I finished my formal training as a 'platform medium', and had taken my début service at a Spiritualist Church, I received a phone call to perform an exorcism.

A deeply distressed lady called me for help because of the late night ghostly visitations she was being tormented by.

These visitations took the form of loud bangs and knocks mainly on her bedroom door and usually in the middle of the night. She was a widow and had, unfortunately, been dabbling in the occult with a friend. They had been trying to make contact with their dead husbands.

These seances took place in the lady's house and had been successful in attracting a noisy ghost, and a lot more than she'd bargained for. Objects were being moved from where they had been placed, and several instances of things flying off of shelves and lights being turned off and on, were scaring the life out of the poor thing.

The lady was so terrified by the loud nightly noises that she had vacated her bedroom and was sleeping, or trying to, in her front-room.

As most of the manifestations were happening at night, I went to the house late one evening and as soon as I came into the house, I realized that whatever it was she had attracted to her from the spirit world, it had brought with it a deep emotional sadness and an incredible loneliness that filled the whole place. And that it had no intention of going away until it's presence had been acknowledged.

It wasn't a big house. There were two bedrooms upstairs and a living room and a large kitchen cum dining/living room downstairs. Fortunately, although it was a terraced house, the neighbours were unaware of what was going on beyond the separating walls, I didn't need an audience, with what was my second début of the month.

Armed with lots of theoretical knowledge and not much practical experience, I decided the best thing to do first was to bless each room in turn.

I started with the spare bedroom. I blessed it and said a prayer and as I felt no energies in the room, I went into the master bedroom.

That's when it hit me – full force.

The room seemed to be enveloped by the same sensation of sad loneliness I sensed on entering the house. I blessed the room, said my prayer and felt the entity follow me downstairs.

Sticking to my initial plan, I blessed the front-room, then I went to little back room where the lady was. Although I hadn't closed the door behind me, someone began rapping on the door, asking to come in.

Although, I had not long finished my formal training as a medium, I had been seeing spirit from a very early age.
(Please see my past post – The Hanging Ghost.) And as a medium, I'm not given to hysterics, but even I jumped at the loudness of the knock.

The sound thundered through the little house.
Shakily, the lady explained to me exactly what she and her friend had been up to, in trying to connect with her dead husband.

They had been holding daily seances, and had been using a Ouija board. (Again, please check out another post, Danger Danger – Ouija Boards.)

Even in the hands of a trained and very experienced medium, Ouija Boards bring with them a very real and pressing danger. They are not to be taken lightly, as this lady and her friend had been doing.

I asked her for the Ouija board, which she gave me, and I, with her permission threw it on the open fire burning in the room.

To this day, what happened next, still fills me with a deep thrilling wonder at what is often beyond our comprehension when it comes to the spirit world.

I heard a scream come from that Ouija board as it went up in flames, as whatever it was that had come through the board, departed.

The lady didn't hear the scream but with the Ouija board reduced to ashes, she visibly calmed down.

The demise of the Ouija board, did not however, stop the knocking. In fact, the knocking suddenly took on an urgency as the raps not only increased in noise level but became more rapid.

With the Ouija board gone, it was easier for me to deal with the knocking problem, as I had already identified who was making the noise.

The spirit who was making himself known, was none other than her husband answering her need to make contact with him. From here on, it was plain sailing, I gave the lady, evidence of survival regarding her dead husband.

He was simply trying to let her know that he was all right and that she should stop the seances and get on and enjoy her life until they were reunited again.

Once I had finished giving her clairvoyance, a wonderful feeling of peace descended on the house. She was happy that her husband had made his transition and had received a message from him.

She stopped having seances in her house and went instead each week to her local Spiritualist Church, were I don't doubt she received many more message from her husband.

The knocking, of course stopped, as it was her husband who was trying to tell her he was there.

As to the objects being moved and falling off shelves, that stopped too. That part of the haunting had nothing to do with the lady's husband but was, I believe, due to whatever she had encouraged, through the miss-use of the Ouiya board into her home. Destroying the board had worked in getting rid of what would probably developed into a poltergeist problem.

Over the years, I have done several exorcisms, but like most things that happen, this first experience has stayed vividly in my memory.

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Tuesday 1 April 2014

Chapter 7 - Red Knickers and Tartan Underpants.

The Spanky Bottom Consultation.
By Josephine Sanchez Vanner

Chapter 7 – Red Knickers and Tartan Underpants.





You.” Audrey bellowed at full tilt across the lawn from the terrace to Giles, “Where are my Russians?”

One's shacked up with the Chang twins and the other one is shacked up with your brother. You chose which way round it is.” Giles panted back as loudly as he could from his prone position behind the pampas grass.

From where Audrey stood on the terrace, only Giles's head was visible to her. She had no idea that in a manner of speaking, the rest of him was attached to her personal assistant, Jasper. So she had no idea they had been in the middle of gay sexual gratification and Giles had been on the verge of being very sexual gratified.

Ignore him.” Jasper puffed, furiously wanking himself off beneath Giles. Gay sexual gratification coming at the same moment for both of them.

Giles hadn't been best pleased when he was unceremoniously chucked out of his bedroom for Audrey's visit.

What? You want me to sleep in the fucking servants quarters?” He'd blasted at Rodney on hearing the news of his imminent departure from his extremely comfortable luxurious suite, to the drafty regions of the top floor.

With Rodders's, 'take it or leave it' attitude still stinging at him, he'd bumped a hastily packed suitcase up the 3 flights of stairs to the spartan prison cell misery of the attic.

"If you wan baf you wan fo yoself. Bafroom downstairs.” Dolores said to Giles as they passed on the narrow stairway.

"Fuck off.” He replied peeved at having to sleep where the servant did. His misery was compounded when he surveyed the dusty junk filled room, and the narrow camp-bed he was expected to get a good nights sleep on.

He had no idea that Dolores, had taken over most of the attic servants quarters and made them into her own private apartment, including the only bathroom. Neither did he, or Dolores, know, that some of the centuries of junk she had found in the unused attic rooms and dumped in Giles's room, to make way for her apartment, were worth millions.

"And fuck you too, Rodders.” He spat bitterly.

"I'd rather fuck you.” The heavenly voice of Jasper had said as he came through the door.

Now as he lay naked on the lawn in warm sunshine, with a wonderful glow of sexual fulfillment covering his body, his hand resting on Jasper's spent cock, everything had been forgotten and Rodders, almost forgiven.

Playing his fingers idly over Jasper's moist tip, he wished his affair with this tall blond, Adonis of fuckhood, would not end when the week-end did. He day-dreamed of him and Jasper, together running, 'The Bottom's Up'. The best gay bar in Upper Rawlings, and making a fortune in the process.

As if reading his mind, Jasper rolled over onto his side and said, “You know Giles, I could stay here with you, forever. I don't want to go back to London and carry on being Audrey's lackey. Shame I can't. She may be a first rate bitch but she also pays first rate wages. So off I go back to London, first thing in the morning.” Sighing a deep unhappy sigh, he flopped back on to the lawn.

Giles's sweet dream melted before his eyes. He had tried all his life to be an honest man. And up until now, he had no reason not to be such a person. Love however, does strange things to the normally level headed.

He was doing all the hard work, he mused. He was organizing the day to day running of the brothel, and seeing very little of the huge profits that Rodney was making. Why, he told himself, shouldn't he have some extra moolar, enough say to open, 'The Bottom's Up'?

A plan formulated itself, in Giles's furtive mind. He took Jasper's limp love stick into his mouth and began to suck. Springing up, erect and ready for action, Jasper's throbbing penis, gave Giles time to think. He always did his best scheming, whilst sucking on the end of a hard cock. Between licks, sucks and wet kisses, an idea groped it's way into Giles's mind.

Rodney always had far more than he ever appreciated. Until he had been evicted from his room and dumped in the attic, Giles hadn't realized just how far, far more, went.

Decision made, sucking hard and fast, Giles brought Jasper rapidly to his third orgasm of the morning.

Gulping down Jasper's love juice, he asked,“Would you like to open a gay bar with me, and hum move in with me as well?”

Giles wasn't quite sure if he heard Jasper say, “Yes.” Until Jasper turned him over and showed him, he had his full support for the idea of the two of them doing, 'Bottom's Up' together.

"But where are we going to get the money from?” Jasper queried sometime later as they were driving to Upper Rawlings in Giles's beaten up old Land Rover.

"Were going to see a friend of mine. He's in the antique business and he owes me several favors.” Seeing Jasper hadn't quite grasped what he was talking about he continued, “All that old junk piled in our room, well some of it isn't. I'm going to get him to tell me which bits are valuable and then I'm going to pinch them and get him to fence them for me.”

Giles waited expectantly for Jasper's reaction, when he said, “Bloody good idea.” He almost wet himself with relief.





"Bloody typical.” Audrey swore at a passing male consort as she stormed up the staircase to her brother's bedroom, “Fucking bloody typical. Useless all my childhood now he's sodded up the biggest business deal of my entire life. Bloody, bloody typical.”

In a whirlwind of fury she reached his bedroom door. As he didn't give a shit about destroying her life, she saw no reason to worry about doing the same to his. Audrey grabbed the door-handle and without knocking flung it open and marched into the room.

"I might have known you'd do something like this, you ball of rat's droppings. What in god's name do you mean by screwing the wife of my bloody billionaire client?” Audrey ranted at Rodney before realizing she was also ranting at Olga.

Olga, straddled across Rodney, her buttocks doing an impression of two large bouncing balls, giggled her presence.

"Hello Audrey.” She panted between bounces, “Be with you in a moment.”

Erm.....erm....” Audrey said by way of an apology as she quietly closed the door behind her. For the first time in her life, Audrey was not quite sure what to do. Should she stay outside the room and wait for them to finish, then try again? Or should she quietly creep away and drown herself in the fish pond? The decision was made for her by the Chang twins.

"S'cuse us. Do you know where Mrs Pullemov is?” They asked.

The two identical oriental woman standing in-front of her, registered with Audrey as being the second reason her life had suddenly fallen apart. “You.” She screeched, “What have you been doing with my Russian?”

"Are you Mrs Pullemov?” They asked unconcerned.

"No I am.” Olga appeared at the door wearing a see-through negligee which did nothing to hide the skimpy bright red knickers that were clamped to her ample hips, “Who wants to know?” She asked her bosom still heaving from her recent exertions.

"You might like to see this.” The twins said offering showing Olga a DVD disk.

"I'll take that.” Audrey said gabbing the disk and taking command.

It was obvious to her that Olga had no idea who the twins were or what they had been up to with her husband and as she had a good idea what was on the DVD, it stood to reason, she should be the one to negotiate, “We'll have to watch it first, but how much do you want for it?”

"Half a million.”

Roubles?” Olga quizzed.

"Don't be bloody daft. Half a million quid. Pound sterling or the equivalent in US dollars. We've got another copy, so have a look and come and find us in the Jacuzzi.” Considering what a self-absorbed, egotistic limp dick of a lover Olek was, the Chang twins thought the DVD was cheap at the price. Any woman with half a brain cell would have been pleased to be rid of the ass-hole.

"Give them a million.” Olga burst out as soon as the DVD, she, Rodney and Audrey were watching had finished.

"No. No I will give them two million. Don't you see the company, the money and everything is all mine.” Olga sang hugging Rodney and Audrey in her ample arms, “I am rid of that overbearing excuse for a husband. Oh Rodney dahling, I can be yours.”

"That's wonderful.” Audrey tried to sound enthusiastic but the unsigned contract laying in her briefcase, gave her very little to be enthusiastic about. She sensed all those wonderful millions slipping from her grasp and landing in the grubby paws of the Chang twins.

"Oh Audrey. How can I ever thank you?” Olga asked.

By signing that frigging contract. Audrey was about to reply but she never got the chance.

Olga pulled Audrey closer to her sizable breasts and said, “And you my dear new sister are going to be head of my airline and oil freighter company.”

"Me? Why?” Audrey managed to ask between squeezes.

"Of course you. We're going to be family and as my dear Dada always said – keep business in the family, then you can poison them at Sunday lunch if they cheat you. Just kidding dahling. Now let's go and find my ex-husband and give him the good news that he's about to get a divorce. And I'm going to get an English lord for a husband.”

"Ah about that.” Rodney began rubbing his index finger around the inside edge of his shirt collar.

"About you not being an English lord? Don't worry we'll buy you a title. I had you and this place checked out as soon as Audrey invited us here. They didn't tell me you were running a brothel though. I shall see that Serge fires them for that.”

Olga's plump face puckered as her eyes narrowed and her expression took on a menacing glow that sent shivers down Audrey's spine. On the occasions Audrey had met Olek and Olga's bodyguards, they had never spoken to her. They merely grunted and exposed their very prominent weapons to her. She had the distinct and decidedly unpleasant feeling that Olga meant fired in a literal sense.

"And once I've got rid of Olek, cleared this place out of all your perverted paying guests, and we have Rawlings Hall back to ourselves, I will organize the most lavish wedding. We'll marry in the Rawlings Hall chapel and have the reception here in the house.” Olga announced as a done deal.

Brother and sister had never been close but as they exchanged glances with each other, an unspoken horror encrusted understanding jumped between them.

Be careful what you wish for – it might just happen.

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The characters in this short novella are not based on any real person and are purely fictional from the author's furtive imagination.

I hope you enjoyed this 7th chapter in my naughty novella -

Coming Soon.

Chapter 8 – Oligarchs, bodyguards and things that go bump in the night.



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